Dapper Dachshunds – Funny Dachshund Wall Calendar
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Twelve Months Of Dachshunds On Your Wall
Some calendars just hang there.
This one makes you smile every time you walk past.
Twelve dachshund scenes, one for each month, in a cozy 8x8 inch square that fits almost any wall.
Every month pairs a hand-drawn dachshund scene with open squares you can actually write in.
Birthdays, vet visits, dinner plans — all in one cheerful spot you'll glance at every day.
Open squares under every scene — room to write, not just room to look.
✓ A year of smiles, one month at a time
Twelve different dachshund scenes, each one good for a full month of little grins. Flip the page and it's a fresh joke on your wall.
✓ See the whole week in one glance
No more digging through your phone to remember what's Thursday. Everything sits right there on the wall, where you and everyone else can see it.
✓ Write it down without shrinking your handwriting
The date squares leave real room for appointments, birthdays, and reminders. Thick paper keeps ink on the front where it belongs.
✓ Fits the spot you already have
Closed it's 8x8 inches, open it's 8x16 — small enough for a kitchen wall, a home office, or beside the back door.
What you get today
- Dapper Dachshunds 12-month wall calendar
- Twelve original dachshund illustrations, one per month
- Open date squares for appointments, birthdays, and reminders
- Twin-wire binding so pages lie flat and turn cleanly
- Free tracked shipping
- 30-day money-back guarantee
Limited availability: Printed in a single production run for the year — once this batch sells out, we don't reprint.
Bring home Dapper Dachshunds and make everyday planning more cheerful with this limited-time offer.
30-day at-home trial
Try Dapper Dachshunds at home for 30 days. If the artwork or the writing space isn't what you expected, return it for a full refund.
Frequently asked questions
Which year does this calendar cover?
This is the 2027 edition, with all twelve months of 2027 laid out and dated. If you're buying ahead or gifting it, it's ready to hang as soon as the year starts.
Does it come with a hook or hanger?
It hangs from the twin-wire binding at the top, so a simple nail, pin, or existing wall hook does the job. Nothing extra to install.
Are the illustrations different every month?
Yes. Each month has its own dachshund scene, so you get twelve separate artworks in one calendar.
Can I still read the dates with writing on them?
The dates are printed clearly in the corner of each square, so your notes sit beside them instead of on top of them.
Specifications
- Size: 8 x 8 inches closed, 8 x 16 inches open
- Material: Printed paper with twin-wire binding
Bring Dapper Dachshunds To Your Wall Today
Use Find my size above for a personal recommendation in seconds, or check the detailed chart below. Between sizes? Choose the larger size for a relaxed fit and layering.
All measurements are body measurements in inches. Between two sizes? Choose the larger size for a relaxed fit or when layering over knitwear – or use “Find my size” on any product page for a personal recommendation in seconds.
Women – clothing
| Size | US | Bust | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 0–2 | 31–32½ | 24–25½ | 34–35½ |
| S | 4–6 | 33–34½ | 26–27½ | 36–37½ |
| M | 8–10 | 35–36½ | 28–29½ | 38–39½ |
| L | 12–14 | 37½–39½ | 30½–32½ | 40½–42½ |
| XL | 16 | 40½–42½ | 33½–35½ | 43½–45½ |
| XXL | 18 | 43½–45½ | 36½–38½ | 46½–48½ |
Men – clothing
| Size | Chest | Waist | Neck | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 33–35 | 27–29 | 14–14½ | 32 |
| S | 35–37 | 29–31 | 14½–15 | 33 |
| M | 38–40 | 32–34 | 15–15½ | 34 |
| L | 41–43 | 35–37 | 16–16½ | 35 |
| XL | 44–46 | 38–40 | 17–17½ | 36 |
| XXL | 47–49 | 41–43 | 18–18½ | 37 |
Shoes
| Women US | EU | Men US | EU | Foot length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | 36.5 | – | – | 9.25 |
| 7 | 37.5 | – | – | 9.6 |
| 8 | 38.5 | 7 | 40 | 9.9 |
| 9 | 40 | 8 | 41 | 10.25 |
| 10 | 41 | 9 | 42 | 10.6 |
| 11 | 42 | 10 | 43 | 10.9 |
| – | – | 11 | 44.5 | 11.25 |
| – | – | 12 | 45.5 | 11.6 |
How to measure
- Bust / chest: around the fullest part, keeping the tape level under your arms.
- Waist: around your natural waistline, the narrowest part of your torso.
- Hips: around the fullest part of your hips, feet together.
- Foot length: stand on a sheet of paper, mark heel and longest toe, measure the distance.
Still unsure? Email contact@kingstonhale.com with your height, weight and the item – our stylists reply within a few hours.
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- Processing: 2–4 business days in our US warehouse
- Delivery: 2–4 business days with UPS
- Tracking: sent by email as soon as your order ships
Orders are processed Monday to Friday, excluding US holidays.
You have 90 days from delivery to return unworn items with tags attached.
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- Refunds go back to your original payment method
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